Sunday, January 5, 2014

12 kinds


12 kinds of people you see everyday in Facebook:

1. The CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS- They are the ones who always post 'Good morning,' 'Good day, 'Good evening,' 'Good luck,' 'Good bye,' and the other 'goods' used for greetings.


2. The NARCISSISTS- Here, there, and everywhere. A minute ago, an hour ago, or 12 hours ago, when you click home, you will see their faces with duck lips, one-eyed shut, shirtless sleeping pose or left or right hand taken shot in front of a mirror in a toilet or a public place, and many more out-of-this-world selfie scenarios. Wait, there's more. There are those people especially men who take some photos while they are taking a shower. Yahoo! You may want to try surfing them using #selfie.

3. The RESTAURATEUR - There's a joke, which is really true in some cases, that people nowadays forget to pray before eating but not forget to take a picture of the food and post it in any social networking sites immediately as possible.

4. THE ANNOYERS- Sometimes you get annoyed by unending notifications from unknown friends of friends because they tag you with others especially during holiday seasons. When you are tagged, do you untag immediately?

5. The PROSTITUTES- You would hear from people when they go to a place, "Have you checked-in?" As if it is never complete visiting a place without clicking on the 'check-in' button.

6. The HOLY COWS- They are the ones who always post positive thoughts or even quotes from bible or any other religious icons. 

7. The DRAMA KINGS & QUEENS- Today, they are loved. Tomorrow, they break up. Next week, they find someone new. Next month, they fight over a third party. Also, there are those people who post their personal fights with their loved ones with really striking and provocative words or sentences.Whew!? In addition, you will see in their timeline numerous youtube 'emo' song shares.


8. The HEALTH GURUS- They lost some weight. They have gone thinner. They share many ideas on how to be healthy like mixing lemons and honey or drinking guyabano juice. Then there are those who show topless selfies with wooden-like chests or those men or women who intentionally show off their 6 packs.

9. The ANIMALS- No further explanations. They just love posting animals on their walls. Pigs, snakes, crocodiles, cats, cheetahs, goats to name a few.


10. The GODS- They share every information they read or see anywhere here on the net. Some also think that they should be the ones to post an article first as if they are competing with others. They are simply the all-knowing people in Facebook.

11. The COLLECTORS- They are the ones who post 1000 pictures in one album with the same poses and places. Funny that sometimes you see blurred pictures but still their friends click like on them.

12. The FAKERS- Camera 360 and  Photo Wonder are among the few picture editor applications available for smart phone holders. After editing pictures from brown skin complexion to super white one, some also do some V-shape face or remove unnecessary dots and blemishes on their face using these applications. Then, you'll get shocked with their before and after posts.

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